Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Aaaarrr, Mateys! Today Be the day!

It's Talk Like A Pirate Day again!! We have always enjoyed this day to the fullest, with my kids adjusting their own Texas drawl to sound more like Captain Hook.

Interestingly, when I look back and think of how we used to celebrate most things, it always centered around food and TV! Isn't that funny? But we always found some television show to be representative of whatever we were learning about or exploring. So we latched on to Talk Like a Pirate Day and ran with it!

This year marks the 10th Anniversary of Talk Like A Pirate Day.  Our house has been full of eyepatches and fake hooks for years now. And even tonight, Katie's pulled together a costume and is heading downtown with a friend to celebrate!

But my favorite was when my 3 kids acted and sang the Veggie Tales song: The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything.  We were living in Wichita Falls, Texas, and surrounded by homeschoolers who ONLY let their children watch Veggie Tales movies. That clearly wasn't my kids' experience. But when they saw this particular Veggie Tales song, they claimed it as their personal theme song! We laughed so hard at it. Three pirates sing in this video, and each of my 3 kids learned their part.  Michael and Katie were used to performing and loved it - but Alyssa was a little more shy. So they gave her lines like, "You look like Cap'n Crunch" and "Hey, look, I found a quarter!" I know I have a video in the garage somewhere of them singing this - I should get out there to find it! In the meantime, think of Michael, Katie and Alyssa as you watch this video.

Movie Options

Our video library had several pirate options, so maybe you can find one on Netflix or at the RedBox:

Pirates of the Caribbean - any one of the series would do. Although I don't think I'd try learn Pirate talk from Jack Sparrow. Ha!! Still, any excuse for a Johnny Depp movie works for me.  Hector Barbossa, on the other hand, that's a great pirate voice to emulate!

Hook - with Robin Williams as Peter Pan and Dustin Hoffman as Captain James T. Hook. Lots of fun - great costumes!

The Goonies - of course you can't forget this one.

Treasure Island - if you haven't read the book, the 1950's version might be interesting to watch. Or if you have younger kids, The Muppet Treasure Island might be more your speed!

Blackbeard has several versions.  And there's a great restaurant on South Padre Island called Blackbeard's - THE best onion rings in the world. In case you're down there, it's lots of fun! But I digress - I TOLD you though - food & movies are my thing! (and, evidently, exclamation marks!!!)

Mutiny on the Bounty - you can't go wrong with that one! Especially if you want an old black and white movie.

Master and Commander is a great movie. A little intense at times, but I think it's one of Ron and Michael's all time favorites.

The Pirates of Penzance was always a favorite at our house too!
Steve the Pirate from Dodgeball might be fun to watch today!

Captain Ron - a very quirky movie with Kurt Russell. We loved this movie for a variety of reasons, probably mainly because of the name.

And as I was looking up the links for the movies we have and love, I found a link to The Complete List of Every Pirate Movie Ever Made! How about that?

Pirate Songs

The International Talk Like A Pirate Day website has a huge collection of famous and obscure Pirate songs. Lots of links and downloads are available at their song collection page.

But here are our personal favorites:
A Pirate Looks at Forty by Jimmy Buffet (we love all thing Buffet - Parrotheads, we are!)
Hoist the Colors - from the Pirates of the Caribbean, kind of creepy, but very pirate-like (movie clip)
I Am the Pirate King - Pirates of Penzance
15 Men and a Bottle of Rum - yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! (You know this one)
The Jolly Roger - I just found this one, could be cool to learn.

I'm sure there are so many more songs! Share them here if any spring to mind!

Internet Slang

But if you want to share our shortened versions of Pirate lingo:

  • SMT - Shiver me timbers!
  • R - Aaaarrr (easily confused with "r" for "are")
  • AVH - Avast, me hearties
  • BDTH - Batten Down the Hatches!
  • LL - Landlubber
  • SOBE - Son of a Biscuit Eater

And, if you want to stay current on All Things Pirate - you can join the Talk Like a Pirate Facebook Page. That way, each year, you'll be reminded of the fun!


Cap'n Franko said...

As a sailor and a wannabe alcoholic, I'm partial to Captain Ron. Rn Rico, oh yeah.

Sue said...

And, because I know most of you won't go ahead and click the Veggie Tales link, here the lyrics. They're still cracking me up today! Maybe because I just keep visualizing my kids acting this out 10 years ago!

Arr, arr, arr, arr

We are the pirates who don’t do anything
We just stay at home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you, we don’t do anything

Well I’ve never been to Greenland
And I've never been to Denver
And I’ve never buried treasure in St. Louie or St. Paul
And I’ve never been to Moscow
And I’ve never been to Tampa
And I’ve never been to Boston in the fall

We're the pirates who don’t do anything
We just stay at home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you: we don’t do anything

And I’ve never hoist the main stay
And I’ve never swabbed the poop deck
And I’ve never veered to starboard
'Cause I never sail at all

And I’ve never walked the gangplank
And I’ve never owned a parrot
And I’ve never been to Boston in the fall

'Cause we're the pirates who don’t do anything
We just stay at home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you... we don’t do anything

Well I've never plucked a rooster
And I'm not too good at ping pong
And I’ve never thrown my mashed potatoes
Up against the wall

And I’ve never kissed a chipmunk
And I’ve never gotten head lice
And I’ve never been to Boston in the fall.

Huh? What are you talking about?
Whats a rooster and mashed potatoes have to do with being a pirate?
Hey, thats right!
We are supposed to sing about pirate-y things.
And who's ever kissed a chipmunk?
That's just nonsense! Why even bring it up?
Am I right? What do you think?
I think you look like Captain Crunch.
Huh? No I don't!
Do too.
Do not!
You're making me hungry.
Thats it! You're walkin' the plank.
Says who?
Says the Cap'n, thats who!
Oh yeah? Ay Ay, Cap'n Crunch! hehehehe

And I’ve never licked a spark plug
And I’ve never sniffed a stinkbug
And I’ve never painted daises
On a big red rubber ball

And I’ve never bathed in yogurt
And I don’t look good in leggings
(You just don't get it.)
And we’ve never been to Boston in the fall!

Pass the chips!
Who's got the remote control? Here it is!
Time for Heraldo.
It's definitely time for Loch Ness.
Ohh.. I don't like this show.
Hey look! I found a quarter!